I was glad I read that article yesterday. I asked my wife to make a "sammich" today. When she told me that she couldn't because there is no such word I showed her that it's in the Oxford Dictionary. She told me to go make my own d@&% sammich.

She once asked me to take a roast from the freezer so it could "un-thaw." I told her that it already is "un-thawed" but I would be happy to place it on the counter to thaw. That was several years ago. Now she says it just to annoy me. If "un-thaw" or "de-thaw" wind up being accepted as real words my head will explode. Literally.