Medieval Times Dinner Experiences

[Spartan Tartan]

Whenever I hear "Medieval Times", I always think of this scene from "The Cable Guy":

Steven: Can I get a knife or fork?
Wench: There were no utensils in medieval times, hence there are no utensils AT Medieval Times. Would you like a refill on that Pepsi?
Steven: There were no utensils but there was Pepsi?
Wench: Dude, I got a lot of tables.

T.

nice!

I'd think if one did kilt up, the staff would certainly have some fun with it.