I need someone to fix my VHS...

And as a Bruce Descendant (hehehe... probably not from yer man King Robert it must be acknowledged) I do hope there are no hard feelings. I dread to think that should we ever meet, we'd struggle to get on because of a 700 year old, unfortunate misunderstanding. If we ever do cross paths, the first dram's on me as a peace offering. Water of life under the bridge an' all that. (I'll probably have my Bruce Modern on at the time mind. On purpose like... Just for fun.)