X Marks contribution be cool ..

[Lallans]

I'll dedicate my contribution to the young women I see riding on the Toronto Subway on my very occasional visits to that city, and to the young men and assorted pickup artists I see yearing to talk to them:

The art of conversation is dead
I'll tune in my Ipod instead.
If you dare to talk, I'll call a cop
And the art of conversation is dead.

I'm sure this will work on any subway system in the modern age.