For a goth wedding it would be brilliant.

But still, I can't help but think that the only thing that tartan is meant to commemorate is the "ring" from the cash register from capitalizing on all the kitsch, worthless junk, and "Made in China" royal wedding memorabilia desperately being hawked to anyone who will buy it in order to make a quick buck while the fad lasts. Not that doing that is wrong with doing that per se, but I just don't subscribe to such shenanigans. It's right up there on par with the Charles & Diana ceramic plates and William & Kate tea cozies... Thanks, but no thanks.

As a result, I can't in good conscience say I hate it... But definitely "meh."