Quote Originally Posted by beloitpiper View Post
EXCELLENT response. There is no such thing as a woman's drink. Only bad drinks, and they tend to be pink.
Incorrect Sir,

While in Jackson Hole on a ski trip, a woman at the bar offered to buy her ski instructor a beer. He said, "Thanks, I'll take a Coors."

To which she replied, "If I knew your were going to order a cheerleader beer; I wouldn't have offered."

At this point the bartender and I almost sprayed our drinks across the room.