Selkirk Butcher Wins Haggis Title

[Jock Scot]

I wonder what this butcher does that makes his haggis better than other haggi?

Perhaps, they shot it before cooking it!

[cruiser348]

We must keep this in perspective. The idea is "more edible" not "good" a far more achievable goal. Perhaps he boiled it in a fine ale to impart some sort of pleasant flavor. Or maybe the judges sliced it open and found a check in each of their names stuffed inside instead of oats.

[Really a McQueen]

We must keep this in perspective. ... Or maybe the judges sliced it open and found a check in each of their names stuffed inside instead of oats.

In that case, wouldn't it have been a cheque, instead of a check?

[cruiser348]

The American to English autocorrect feature must be disabled on my phone.;)

[chrisupyonder]

Perhaps, they shot it before cooking it!

If your a tourist, on top of a misty moor wearing a kilt and have crawled on your belly stalking a deer for half a mile then you will eat anything. ith:

Chris.

[McClef]

Is Jock a Scotsman who doesn't like Haggis? :food-smiley-002:

[KenB]

Maybe it's the way he cooked it. Put it in a pot of boiling water along with a stone and when the stone got soft he threw out the haggis and ate the stone.

[Jock Scot]

Is Jock a Scotsman who doesn't like Haggis? :food-smiley-002:

Indeed so and when combined with the writings of Mr R Burns it does tend to make rather a grim event even worse.

[cessna152towser]

Posted at 03:55am, the wee hours of a Scottish morning by Jock Scot:-

Indeed so and when combined with the writings of Mr R Burns it does tend to make rather a grim event even worse.

Oh dear, Jock, I hope you weren't lying awake all night worrying about this, posting on here at a time when most of your fellow Scots were sound asleep.

[Jock Scot]

Worry not Alex no worries there. Its just that over the years I have picked the odd ache that confounds the need for sleep on occasion, so the computer comes to my rescue.

Crikey! I never thought that I would ever say that!