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    Sisters of Mercy

    Sisters of Mercy


    A man is driving down a deserted stretch of highway, when he notices a
    sign out of the corner of his eye. It says SISTERS OF MERCY HOUSE
    OF PROSTITUTION 10 MILES. He thinks it was just a figment of his
    imagination and drives on without a second thought. Soon, he sees
    another sign which says SISTERS OF MERCY HOUSE OF
    PROSTITUTION 5 MILES and realizes that these signs are for real.
    When he drives past a third sign saying SISTERS OF MERCY HOUSE
    OF PROSTITUTION NEXT RIGHT, his curiosity gets the best of him
    and he pulls into the drive.

    On the far side of the parking lot is a somber stone building with a
    small sign next to the door reading SISTERS OF MERCY. He climbs the
    steps and rings the bell. The door is answered by a nun in a long
    black habit who asks "What may we do for you, my son?" He answers "I
    saw your signs along the highway, and was interested in possibly doing
    business."

    "Very well, my son. Please follow me."

    He is led through many winding passages and is soon quite disoriented.
    The nun stops at a closed door, and tells the man "Please knock on
    this door." He does as he is told and this door is answered by another
    nun in a long habit and holding a tin cup. This nun instructs "Please
    place $50 in the cup, then go through the large wooden door at the end
    of this hallway." He gets $50 out of his wallet and places it in the
    second nun's cup. He trots eagerly down the hall and slips through the
    door, pulling it shut behind him. As the door locks behind him, he
    finds himself back in the parking lot, facing another small sign: GO
    IN PEACE, YOU HAVE JUST BEEN SCREWED BY THE SISTERS
    OF MERCY.

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    The language, Sister!

    Sounds like they are more the Sisters of P.T. Barnum.

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    "This Way To The Egress" --->

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dale-of-Cedars View Post
    "This Way To The Egress" --->
    "The most wonderfull egress in the world!"

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    Classic! That joke never gets old!

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