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16th August 08, 08:48 AM
#1
Man the whelm is getting thick in here.
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16th August 08, 09:25 AM
#2
Hello?....hello?.....I'm sorry, I seemed to have dialed the wrong number....
Ol' Macdonald himself, a proud son of Skye and Cape Breton Island
Lifetime Member STA. Two time winner of Utilikiltarian of the Month.
"I'll have a kilt please, a nice hand sewn tartan, 16 ounce Strome. Oh, and a sporran on the side, with a strap please."
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16th August 08, 09:30 AM
#3
Friends, Roman, Countrymen! Lend me your Whelm!.... 
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16th August 08, 09:50 AM
#4
I come to bury Caesar, not to Whelm him.
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16th August 08, 10:28 AM
#5
heres some whelm for ya!
Trouble Wi' The Neighbors
Angus Broon of Glasgow comes to the little lady of the house exclaiming "Maggie, cud ya be sewin on a wee button that's come off of me fly? I canna button me pants."
"Oh Angus...I've got me hands in the dishpan, go up the stairs and see if Mrs. MacDonald could be helpin ya with it."
About 5 minutes later there's a terrible crash, a bang, a bit of yelling and the sound of a body falling down the stairs. Walking back in the door with a blackend eye and a bloody nose comes Angus.
The little lady looks at him and says "My God, what happened to ya? Did you ask her like I told you?"
"Aye" says Angus. "I asked her to sew on the wee button and she did. Everything was goin' fine but when she bent down to bite off the wee thread...Mr. MacDonald walked in..."
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17th August 08, 10:02 AM
#6
Oops... On second thought, everything's welm and dandy about that as it is, so never mind about me being halfwelmed. Probably best to not stirr up any welm.
Last edited by Bugbear; 17th August 08 at 11:17 AM.
Reason: May have been TMI about my welm.
I tried to ask my inner curmudgeon before posting, but he sprayed me with the garden hose…
Yes, I have squirrels in my brain…
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17th August 08, 01:34 PM
#7
Skydiving went great, today... new plane (CASA C-212)... just walked out the tail ramp!
No crouching low in the door of a KingAir, or hanging to the strut of a 182... just check your gear & follow the rest!
My whelm is up!
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17th August 08, 03:37 PM
#8
 Originally Posted by acstoon
My whelm is up!
Well it about time.
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17th August 08, 04:21 PM
#9
I blame this thread for all my problems in life!! Oh the shame! Oh the shame!
How many more lives will this thread ruin!!
I'm so stupid!!
Ya, I know, shut up nobody wants to hear it...
I tried to ask my inner curmudgeon before posting, but he sprayed me with the garden hose…
Yes, I have squirrels in my brain…
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17th August 08, 04:33 PM
#10
Everybody needs a goal...
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