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  1. 6th March 16, 03:17 PM #111
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    I really like nitroglycerin, it's got dynamite flavour, but it gives me explosive gas.
    "Everything is within walking distance if you've got the time"

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    When you toss a boomerang covered with smiley faces, what you end up with are many happy returns...
    "Blessed is the nation whose God is the Lord....." Psalm 33:12

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    A rectal thermometer always gives your body temperature in the end
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    Attributed to Spring Fever.

    Successful copulation of exotic birds (to assure species survival) is Parrot mount.

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    Man who stand on toilet, high on pot.

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    Man that fart in church, sits in Holy pew...

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    Quote Originally Posted by jebrooks76 View Post
    Man that fart in church, sits in Holy pew...
    Well, you know he sits in his own pew.

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    Man who walk sideways through turn style, going to Bangkok
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    My heavily tattooed friend just found out she's pregnant. She wasn't sure, but she had an inkling.
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    A diva went to the dentist.

    The dentist said, "It looks like you need a crown."

    The diva said, "Finally, someone who understands me!"




    "Have you ever hunted bear?"

    "No, but I have gone fishing in my boxer shorts."
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