Panache and the Great Hunt for the Acryli-Beast

[McMurdo]

This is getting more and more bizarre every time, I'm not sure what to say.

[Splash_4]

Hmmm, I think we miss the point here.... Would not a hair sporran be a more appropriate ending to Grant?

Ens. Splash_4, Saltire Security

[starbkjrus]

I have GOT to stop reading this thread at the office.

[ccga3359]

Ah all this hot air spewing forth from the Christmas flag security detail, they must need all they can generate so that they can lift Panache's mighty ego of the ground. What is with Panache anyhow? Why is he wearing a maroon Porter's cap from the Waldorf Astoria? Is it even his own hat or is someone just having fun with him.

And another thing, mock my hair if you must, but I assure you it is made from the finest poly-viscous that MacHummel had woven... excuse me weaved by Martin Mills!

[BEEDEE]

Ah all this hot air spewing forth from the Christmas flag security detail, they must need all they can generate so that they can lift Panache's mighty ego of the ground.

Surely you know that the Saltire is filled with helium, a lighter than air gas that provides more than enough lift for all its crew and equipment.

We of the security detail just feel that we need to react to ANY attempt on Panache's person, whether physical or verbal. It's a result of our exceptional training by the US Secret Service Presidential Security Detail.

Ens BEEDEE XMAS Saltire Security

[starbkjrus]

Ah all this hot air spewing forth from the Christmas flag security detail, ...snip
And another thing, mock my hair if you must, but I assure you it is made from the finest poly-viscous that MacHummel had woven... excuse me weaved by Martin Mills!

Well I really can't argue with the first part....there really is a lot of hot air spewing here from what does indeed seem to be the Christmas Flag Security Detail... (Kilted Kris Kringle anyone?)

I do have to ask...if the hair is PV then what is the firm yet supple rounded butt made of?

[ccga3359]

I do have to ask...if the hair is PV then what is the firm yet supple rounded butt made of?

I would strongly recommend Sir, that you allow your mind to wander to matters that a Gentleman of your stature should be thinking about. In short, I give you 3 seconds to remove your hand from my butt!

[Splash_4]

Hmmmmm, Impending doom at the point of a spear,,,, There is only one course of action..... Coffee sir?

[ccga3359]

Think of it as a horizontal mooring post, that is very sharp! Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha *cough*hahahahahaha.



BTW With English as my mother tounge, I am offended:

McMurdo thought, “welll, first off, Grant is a wanker.”

Panache there is but two L's in well not three! Please show a lttle consevationalism in your zest to show me the swishbuckling Hero of your tome.

[Wompet]

But Grant, Panache is indicating by this misspelling not grammatical error, but the way in which McMurdo made the statement - the hesitation while searching for the correct word to sum your character in its entirety; the word of course, being "wanker."

That being said, while we are all familiar with the apparatus used to hold our kilts aloft, off the floors of our respective closets, I believe McMurdo was noting the hangar of airship Saltire. For if there was but one small hanger aboardship, I for one am glad that I was not along! Kilts would have been laying about everywhere! What would His Lairdship, Hamish the Legendary, think of such a poor state of affairs?