kilt lifters

**Enzayer** · 8th May 05, 11:05 AM

That would be great! Now all i need is money for all this stuff.

**Thistle Stop** · 8th May 05, 01:27 PM

OK, Here's the new T-shirt:

'Official Secrets Act' T-Shirt (Click to link to catalogue page.)

'Official Secrets Act' T-Shirt, $20.00

Let the curious know that what's under the kilt is covered by the Official Secrets Act! Complete with red 'ribbon' and the Great Seal (of nowhere in particular)!

Product Description: This 100% cotton, Hanes Authentic Tagless T-Shirt is preshrunk, durable and guaranteed.

The design is on both sides. The 'Great Seal' is a simplified version of the Great Seal of Great Britain. Rob and Enzayer, thanks for the ideas! If you two want the boxers and/or shirt at wholesale, PM me or email me and you can get them. I would give one to you for free, but first we have to see if any of them sell!

Please note that the guarantee is on the shirt, not the effectiveness of the 'Red Tape'!

**AlaskaRoy** · 12th May 05, 10:30 AM

Please send any spare,hairy, butch nordic chicks my way. Thanks!

Originally Posted by Roscommoner

. . . .
I'd say the same but it's always the hairy, butch nordic chicks that want to lift my kilt.

**binx** · 25th May 05, 05:36 PM

I was playing a gig at a club when while playing a young lady pulled out a little telescoping mirror. Had to be too dark to see anything, but did get a thumb's up. Pretty innovative! I figure if you're a performer that kind of thing's gonna happen. In a pub situation, you're fair game IMHO. No one's going to scold a kilt lifter if everyone's drinking, unless it's your significant other. If you're not prepared to "display your jewels" in that kind of environment, wear trews!

binx

**Kilted KT** · 8th March 06, 03:55 PM

while it would be very uncomfortable, that is hilarious!

yet another thing I may have to try...

**cessna152towser** · 9th March 06, 05:41 AM

This is bizarre and when I hear what alcohol makes people do I'm really glad I no longer drink the stuff nor go to pubs. If any guy tried to lift my kilt I'd consider he was a filthy pervert and tell him so in no uncertain language. Guys like that are disgusting and have no place in a civilised society. I'd lock them in a cell for life and throw away the key. I'd like to think I might be a tad more tolerant if a youngish female tried it though - nowadays it may be politically incorrect to explore up women's skirts but I'm sure many of us were long ago pubescent boys up to mischief and got away with it more often than we deserved.

**KiltedKnight** · 9th March 06, 08:26 AM

Having read this entire thread this morning I cannot believe how many here would simply allow some stranger to walk all over them. It's no great wonder why so many low-lifes think they can do whatever they want when some male who seems not man enough to challenge someone assaulting them by lifting their kilt in public or anywhere else for that matter. the least that should happen should be a backhand across their mouths for their trouble and though I personally would like to put something sharp up to their adams apple and order them to drop their trews in front of the crowd, I think the next best thing would be to have them arrested and charged with sexual assault and have them register as a sex offender for the rest of their lives. If some idiot decides that you don't have you own right to privacy and lifts your kilt you should be royally angry and not sit back and allow yourself to be a doormat but if that's the way that you run your life that's your decision. I wonder if you step back when some lout lifts your wife's skirt since it isn't such a big deal to you?

Chris.

**Riverkilt** · 9th March 06, 08:33 AM

"Excuse me lady, please wash your hands first."

Ron

**GlassMan** · 9th March 06, 10:35 AM

Originally Posted by KiltedKnight

Having read this entire thread this morning I cannot believe how many here would simply allow some stranger to walk all over them. It's no great wonder why so many low-lifes think they can do whatever they want when some male who seems not man enough to challenge someone assaulting them by lifting their kilt in public or anywhere else for that matter. the least that should happen should be a backhand across their mouths for their trouble and though I personally would like to put something sharp up to their adams apple and order them to drop their trews in front of the crowd, I think the next best thing would be to have them arrested and charged with sexual assault and have them register as a sex offender for the rest of their lives. If some idiot decides that you don't have you own right to privacy and lifts your kilt you should be royally angry and not sit back and allow yourself to be a doormat but if that's the way that you run your life that's your decision. I wonder if you step back when some lout lifts your wife's skirt since it isn't such a big deal to you?

Chris.

I think that is an excellent idea (unless of course the kilt-lifter is your type in which case handing them a slip of paper with your phone number might be more appropriate!

) Just kidding, a do like the idea of giving the lifter a major shock and a lesson about what is correct and incorrect public behavior.

**GTRMAN** · 5th September 06, 09:57 AM

Originally Posted by Magnus Sporrano

It's happened to all of us who have spent time kilted in pubs. I'm curious how some of you handle it.

Your just standing there minding your own business, when someone comes and...

...it's a woman, lifting the back of your kilt.
...it's a woman, lifting the front of your kilt.
...it's a man, lifting the back of your kilt.
...it's a man, lifting the front of your kilt.

When women lift the back of my kilt, I don't personally get too bent. I do make a mental note of who did it, though, because I don't particularly want to spend any time with them or give them any positive attention.

I do get pretty PO'd when someone tries to lift the front, or if a man tries to lift the back.

I was talking to a woman tonight, keeping the mystery alive when asked "the question", and much to my dismay a good friend of mine who couldn't handle his ale thought it would be funny to simply hoist my apron up over my chest and give her a full view. I was fuming mad. I think if this had been any of my Tier 2 friends or lower, it would surely have been a brawl. I'm still trying to sort out if I ever want to go drinking with this guy again because of this.

I don't get upset at all when a woman tries to lift my kilt. In fact, I'll usually invite them somewhere more discreet so I can give them a much better look if that's what they're after.