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  1. 8th May 16, 07:12 PM #161
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    There's a species of bird that holds things together. Velcrows
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    Some days you're the bat, some days you're the watermelon.

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  3. 8th May 16, 08:31 PM #162
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    Did you hear the one about the dyslexic agnostic?

    Wasn't sure if there was or wasn't a dog.
    (Pin a friend gave me years ago...)
    I've found that most relationships work best when no one wears pants.

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    deja moo: the feeling you have heard this bull before

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    Q: What did the German say when he opened his sandwiches?
    A: Achtung!

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    Goocile by michael_malone22, on Flickr
    Quote Originally Posted by Alan H View Post
    Some days you're the bat, some days you're the watermelon.

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    This might be be my worst ever. I made myself groan.

    In my urban garden, I have a metrognome watching over my beets
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mikilt View Post
    This might be be my worst ever. I made myself groan.

    In my urban garden, I have a metrognome watching over my beets
    I just planted my face into my palm....
    "Everything is within walking distance if you've got the time"
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    I mixed up my cookbook and my thesaurus.

    I accidentally made synonym buns.
    Quote Originally Posted by Alan H View Post
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    Walmart has just opened up a section of its hosiery department for pirates looking for colorful socks. It's the arrrgh aisle.
    " Anything worth doing is worth doing slowly." - Mae West -

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    The museum curator had art-official intelligence.
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