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Originally Posted by Rob Wright You don't want to scare away the neighbor's sheep by pulling down a zipper O_O Rob Rob, Are you a Sheep Hearded from Wyoming? Or are you moving to Montana Soon? :confused: MrBill
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Originally Posted by mbhandy Rob, Are you a Sheep Hearded from Wyoming? Or are you moving to Montana Soon? :confused: MrBill It's a reference to the joke: Why do scots wear kilts? Cause sheep can hear a zipper drop up to a mile away!
You can always make someone uncomfortable and force them to leave you alone by simply crossing and uncrossing your legs! ;)
Originally Posted by Rob Wright It's a reference to the joke: Why do scots wear kilts? Cause sheep can hear a zipper drop up to a mile away! The joke in Wy. is Why do cowboys wear 501 jeans? :grin: ;) MrBill
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"A day spent in the fields and woods, or on the water should not count as a day off our allotted number upon this earth." Jerry, Kilted Old Fart.
To give the neighbors an extra thrill when jumping from the bed of the pick-up truck back to the ground.
The Basic Instinct impressions are a hit at Senior's home parties Let's also not forget that time you save using the urinal at the pub. A guy's beer could get warm in the amount of time a zipper takes.
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