Kilted Juror #6

[mudd]

My boss (he's an *******....sexist, racist, xenofobic, narrow minded...and pathetic in general)

Geez, are you sure didn't miss anything? What a drag. Maybe you need a better job?

[Robin]

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... Maybe you need a better job?

Working on it... :mrgreen:

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[646guy]

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Working on it... :mrgreen:

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As am I....definitely one a bit more "kilt" friendly....

[macgreggor]

Depending on how brave you are feeling.....

Q. "Where are your bagpipes?"

A. "Under my kilt....want to see them?"

macG

[UmAnOnion]

Depending on how brave you are feeling.....

Q. "Where are your bagpipes?"

A. "Under my kilt....want to see them?"

macG

WAs out with a buncha friends - all kilted - last week and some passing joker hit us with that question. "UNDER MY KILT" came out in unison from at least 2 of us & scared said joker into silence...

the rest of the crew laughed themselves silly. :grin:

[Sherry]

646guy! I liked your response to the woman who passed by you.

One response to the "Where's the bagpipe(s)?) question is to say, "In the usual place."

[646guy]

646guy! I liked your response to the woman who passed by you.

One response to the "Where's the bagpipe(s)?) question is to say, "In the usual place."

I'm definitely going to remember that line next time I get asked. One day I left the courthouse and was on the subway home when I overheard a conversation between a woman and her young daughter (maybe 5). The daughter had never seen a man in a kilt before so the mother was explaining the whole concept, Scotland, etc. The daughter seemed to warm up to the idea that it was okay that men could wear kilts but the look on her face was that I was probably going to kill her. Granted I have a shaved head, was wearing a black leather blazer, a black linen banded collar shirt, and my black UK Survival kilt, with black Doc Martens so I probably looked like something out of The Matrix.

[Tartan Texan Trenton]

Ooohhh - 'The Matrix' with kilts - now THAT I wanna see!

[chasem]

I dunno... all those flips and high kicks and such, especially in the scene where Keanu and Carrie-Anne Moss come into the building (all the security guards...) might be a *bit* much

[Frank MacDuffy]

I'm definitely going to remember that line next time I get asked. One day I left the courthouse and was on the subway home when I overheard a conversation between a woman and her young daughter (maybe 5). The daughter had never seen a man in a kilt before so the mother was explaining the whole concept, Scotland, etc. The daughter seemed to warm up to the idea that it was okay that men could wear kilts but the look on her face was that I was probably going to kill her. Granted I have a shaved head, was wearing a black leather blazer, a black linen banded collar shirt, and my black UK Survival kilt, with black Doc Martens so I probably looked like something out of The Matrix.

Heh heh, children's reactions are the best!

Ooohhh - 'The Matrix' with kilts - now THAT I wanna see!

You naughty man.

I dunno... all those flips and high kicks and such, especially in the scene where Keanu and Carrie-Anne Moss come into the building (all the security guards...) might be a *bit* much

And that's why you're a naughty man! They'd have to use some pretty strange camera angles to pull all that off without some exposure!