Buy a kilt save a marriage

**Verlyn** · 12th April 06, 07:51 PM

Yeah, the conservative part got me. I work for DoD and wore my kilt on Kilt day. Only got the question once and it wasn't serious. The worst I got was, "You didn't ride your bike in that, did you?". The most senior supervisor told me she thought it looked sharp. I've found the only negative comments are from illiterate drunks and 14 year old goths.

**Bob C** · 12th April 06, 08:05 PM

Lighten up, folks. The listing is funny. True or not, if it gets attention, it has done its job.

What gets me is that people actually spend so much on those crappy utilikilts.

**Kilted KT** · 12th April 06, 08:33 PM

I'm in the buckle of the bible belt...consrvatives are running rampant in the streets. I've got two options as to what is going on here

1. He married satan. He needs an excorcism as quick as possible to save the world from complete destruction.

or...

2. He bought the wrong size UK and can't return it for one reason or another.

I'll let the public decide this one.

**Southern Breeze** · 12th April 06, 09:04 PM

Originally Posted by Bob C.

Lighten up, folks. The listing is funny. True or not, if it gets attention, it has done its job.

What gets me is that people actually spend so much on those crappy utilikilts.

Anyone found guilty of disrespecting Utilikilts will be given 10 lashes with a wet noodle!!

**michael steinrok** · 12th April 06, 09:45 PM

Originally Posted by Bob C.

Lighten up, folks. The listing is funny. True or not, if it gets attention, it has done its job.

What gets me is that people actually spend so much on those crappy utilikilts.

I thought the whole thing was a gas! If I had a wife and called her an unholy sea hag well you can imagine

**GlassMan** · 12th April 06, 09:45 PM

I do a really great, gravely demonic voice that works wonders around Halloween. Well, one day when I was in high school my parents and I were watching TV. They were on the couch and I was on the floor.

Mom was complaining about something I had done (which were never really big deals anyway and even they admit that now) and claiming that I was pure evil. So, I turned around and said, in my demonic voice, "I am the son of Satan!"

Well, within seconds and without hestitation my father blurted out "Don't call your mother that!"

She started beating him up mercilessly, slapping & punching him.

Of course, I was rolling on the floor and laughing.

**bjcustard** · 12th April 06, 09:56 PM

It's just a funny auction...

I'm going to try and get it. I can wear a 42 or 44 UK.

If anyone else in here is bidding, PM me and we can discuss not running each other up...

**Kilted KT** · 12th April 06, 10:29 PM

Originally Posted by bjcustard

It's just a funny auction...

I'm going to try and get it. I can wear a 42 or 44 UK.

If anyone else in here is bidding, PM me and we can discuss not running each other up...

smart move....would be horrible if you were bidding against Pour1Malt...not only would he curse you out in nearly unintelligible accent, but he would drink your scotch while he does it!!!!

**Riverkilt** · 12th April 06, 11:47 PM

What a puzzlement.....

If the wife is really that way then keep the kilt and dump the wife...the kilt will attract a much better woman...

Ron

**mbhandy** · 12th April 06, 11:58 PM

Originally Posted by Kilted KT

smart move....would be horrible if you were bidding against Pour1Malt...not only would he curse you out in nearly unintelligible accent, but he would drink your scotch while he does it!!!!

I seriously doubt he would get a UK with all the 8 yarders he has aquired. Now about the Scotch??????? :rolleyes:

MrBill