Dreams

[Panache]

(Panache, in a thick Austrian accent, yet again)


Oppsie! I have made ze mistake. Apologies Fraulein Pleater. Nurse, schedule fraulein Pleater an immediate appointment und also make an appointment for me with ze Eye Doktor.

[Ruanaidh]

not sure if 'Jonesing' has made it over the pond. What does it mean?

http://www.xmarksthescot.com/forum/s...hlight=jonsing

[Riverkilt]

Seems obvious, the flower image means you will blossom in your new kilt when it arrives.

Or, you've been surfing the SportKilt website with their Hawaiian print kilts.

Ron

[Pleater]

I wonder what hippy kilt wearers did wear - if there was ever such a thing.

Anyone here remember the 60's?

I remember I was there, but its all a bit hazy. Technicolour, but hazy.

I supose if it had been psychedelic I wouldnt remember it at all.

[bubba]

Anyone that remembers the 60s and 70s wasn't there.

[Hachiman]

Rip it open and there it is....a thing of beauty. Light emits from the package (think Pulp Fiction and the briefcase). Take it out of the package and put it on. But when I go look in the mirror, it's not the tartan, it's a flower print of some sort. Oh the horror.

Zat ze kilt feature in your dreams suggests zat you haff gone beyond affection for zis mode ov dress and are now fixated to ze point of neurosis. Ze floral print on the object of your obsession indicates your insecurities as a male and zat you haff subconsciously identified kilt-wearing wiss your mother and thus are emasculating yourzelf. Ve must first discuss your relationship wiss your mother UND then increase masculine activities whilst wearing a kilt. I proscribe more kilts in your wardrobe and you must wear them when doing typical masculine activities. :rolleyes:

Now.... Doesn't Sigmund have a lot to answer for?!

Hachiman (tongue firmly planted in cheek)

[Panache]

(Panache in an incredibly thick deep menacing Austrian accent,..think Sigmund Freud meets James Earl Jones)

Hachiman,

Zis thread can only have un Zigmund Freud impersonator, I think zat your need to impersonate a previous poster is un indication of deep seated neurosis, insecurity, und a father figure obsession. Vith time, und ze emptying of your bank accounts ve can get to the bottom of the pyschological scarring that has led to this strange affliction. I vill have you know zat pretending to be a famous deceased father of modern Psychiatry vith an outrageously bad fake Austrian accent is the sign of a diseased mind...Vait a Minute

(In all due unseriousness )

Cheers

[Hachiman]

LOL Panache!

In my defence, I'll just quote an old proverb:

"imitation is the most sincere form of flattery."

My apologies to Ze Vun True Sigmund on this list! ;)

cheers
Hachiman

[starbkjrus]

Personally I think you all need a good stiff muckle dram of Laphroaig. You'll all feel better.

[Pleater]

I just fell off my chair laughing - and without the help of a single dram of single anything.

Is it really sensible for a chair to have wheels?

I do sometimes wonder why the wheels - desks stay still so why not chairs? OK I can see the sense in a swivel - swivel is good. But wheels? And if there must be wheels - why not brakes?

Mind you I also wonder why the skin knows to grow across the gap when you have a tooth out, but go round when the tooth is still there. How does it know?

That is the second time I have actually fallen off my perch due to reading this forum.

It should have a Government Shelf Warning.