Unscientific poll: 2 out of 3 cars prefer kilts

[Frog]

I've not had the chance to try it out yet, but my comment for the "men" who are afraid of kilts is to say, "well, I guess I've got bigger ones, eh?" I think it'd be a good t-shirt (for those of us with that kind of plumbing).

Frog

[Kilted KT]

I would more finely tune this poll -

2 out of 2 women prefer kilts...

preference notwithstanding...did the other car even matter?

[Fearnest]

I've not had the chance to try it out yet, but my comment for the "men" who are afraid of kilts is to say, "well, I guess I've got bigger ones, eh?" I think it'd be a good t-shirt (for those of us with that kind of plumbing).

Frog

Sorry, I'm just flashing back to the 70s and all the t-shirts and bumper stickers that said things like:

ACCOUNTANTS do it for profit
ACTORS do it on cue
ASSASSINS do it from behind
BOWLERS do it with three fingers
CARDIOLOGISTS do it wholeheartedly
CHEERLEADERS do it with pom-poms
CLOWNS do it for laughs
COOKS do it with grease and a lot of heat
COPS do it with nightsticks
DENTISTS do it in your mouth
DIVERS do it deeper
DOCTORS do it on call
DRUMMERS do it with their wrists
EMBALMERS do it with unnatural fluids
ENGINEERS do it precisely
FARMERS do it in the dirt
FENCERS do it with a thrust
FIREMEN do it with a big hose
GOLFERS do it with clubs
HOCKEY PLAYERS do it with their sticks
JUGGLERS do it with more balls
LAWYERS do it on a trial basis
LIBRARIANS do it quietly
MATHEMATICIANS do it with odd functions
MECHANICS do it with Snap on Tools
MOTORCYCLISTS do it in leather
MOUNTAIN CLIMBERS do it with ropes
NATIVE AMERICANS do it with reservations
NURSES do it with intensive care
PAINTERS do it with longer strokes
PHARMACISTS do it with drugs
POKER PLAYERS do it with their own hand
PROBATE LAWYERS do it willingly
PROCRASTINATORS do it later
PROCTOLOGISTS do it in the end
RACQUETBALL PLAYERS do it with blue balls
RUGBY PLAYERS do it with their hookers
SANTA CLAUS does it in your stockings
SOCCER PLAYERS do it for kicks
STATISTICIANS do it with standard deviations
SWIMMERS do it in the water
TEACHERS do it every period
TENNIS PLAYERS do it with colored balls
UNDERTAKERS do it with corpses
VETERINARIANS do it with animals
VICARS do it with amazing grace
VICE PRINCIPALS do it with discipline

[Kilted KT]

I'm not sure how I feel after reading that...undertakers?