Soothsayer, say unto me the Sooth... add your favorite quote(s)

[David Dalglish]

"You never get anything for nothing"

[Weasel Mender]

"Trouble rather the tiger in his lair than a sage amongst his books. For to you kingdoms and thier armies are things mighty and enduring, to him they are but toys of the moment, to be overset by the flicking of a finger"
unknown

"Be wary of strong drink, it can make you shoot at tax colectors, AND MISS!"
From the notebooks of Lazarus Long Robert Anson Hienlien

[Aggie]

"When I was fourteen years old, I was amazed at how unintelligent my father was. By the time I turned twenty-one, I was astounded how much he had learned in the last seven years." Oft attributed to Mark Twain

[Big Paul]

We must hang together, or we will surely hang separately. - Benjamin Franklin.

What is the difference between Mechanical Engineers and Civil Engineers?
Mechanical Engineers build weapons and Civil Engineers build targets. - Unknown

[Splash_4]

"There Ain't No Such Thing As A Free Lunch"
Robert A. Heinlein

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/TANSTAAFL

[LoftGuy]

Hi,

Ages old truism in the Merchant Navy:

"You can make it fool proof, but you can't make it sailor proof".

Unknown

[Tattoo Bradley]

"The mass of men lead lives of quiet desperation"
-Thoreau

"A fanatic is one who can't change his mind and won't change the subject."
-Churchill

I think both of these are fitting for this lot.

[The Celtic Gypsy]

It's not the men in my life that count, it's the life in my men!

Mae West

[Macman]

"Whisky, for the gentlemen that like it; and for the gentlemen that don't like it - whisky."
Col. Jock Sinclair

[Dreadbelly]

It is better to be a pirate than to join the navy.

Never pet a burning dog.

There is always freedom of choice, but never freedom from choice.