stillwater customer service

[Perldog007]

Dave,

relax, it's your next door neighbor in her dodge minivan. Jedi Mind tricks, remember?

Within a month or two I hope to be hypnotized into believing I am wearing a royal stewart swk standard and buzz kidder sporran.

In all seriousness, Jerry does get your gear out the door and fast a a great price. I don't think I could buy the wool for my Leatherneck or Black Watch for what I paid for both kilts.

The acrylic collection is totally smashing for my work. Sometimes I come home and they are choked with concrete, dust, dirt, and sawdust. They bounce right back. With no pressing. I am not sure they were intended for that sort of thing, but they work.

While pub crawling, I love the economy sporran. Drunk girls seem to love to tug at a sporran. For fifteen bucks I can live with it.

[MACKAY]

Rubbish, I still say Jerry is an angry old man that has a few decent Jedi mind tricks in his arsenal.

I just know that one day it will wear off and my splendid Weathered MacKenzie will appear as a pizza hut tablecloth that I pilfered myself and was hypnotized into believing that it was a kilt shipped to me. Didn't anybody else watch "The Matrix".

Can't believe I am the only one to figure it out!

I get orders from Jerry in Delaware as fast as or faster than I get from folk in State. The only explanation is Jedi Mind tricks. Everybody knows that Star Trek is fictional, like _duh_

Transporter! you guys are so easily fooled!

If one could do a quick check on Jerry's browser history, I would not be surprised to see him researching new shipping methods involving String Theory, Quantum Physics and Nano-Carbon Tubes.

I understand he may have been an intern at NASA

[ardchoille]

Ditto!
I believe, to understand his shipping methods, one would have to have a degree in quantum physics.

I study physics, but quantum physics always seems to kick my bum

[dpseadvr]

Its not the van you have to worry about its the helicopter! This will be my first SWK I will have to get it hemed but that will be easy now that i have found a person to do it for me.

[canawler]

I just ordered one of the last Weathered Lamont heavyweights last Thursday afternoon. When I returned last night from a weekend in the mountains of northern PA (pics will follow) the Stillwater box was sitting on my front porch. Since there was no mail service yesterday, the package had to be delivered on Saturday. That means I got my kilt from MN to PA in slightly less than 2 days. That will be tough to beat.

Bye the way. I love the kilt. It's my first traditional styled and first wool kilt (although not fitted or worsted wool.) I am of pretty standard build so the off the peg sizing is spot on.

[GreenDragon]

ordered a belt and sporran hanger on Friday and they arrived today.

God Bless Jerry and all those at Stillwaterkilts.com

[Ozman1944]

"Mind Tricks, Jedi" How silly!
I've solved the Mystery:
I'm certain it's good ol' Celtic Witchraft; He has a fleet of fast-flying Witches with the latest supersonic broomsticks who zip across the skies and magically deposit our packages into the hands of bewitched Postal employees just as they approach our front porches. That's why they always look a bit stunned as we erupt from our front doors and snatch the packages from their hands and start tearing them open while giggling hysterically.
(Uh-Oh!, I think I hear a whooshing sound; there are footsteps on the roof! Gotta go & stick some garlic up my chimney....)int:

[dpseadvr]

It is here just got the call that was FAST!!!!!!

[Alaskan Kilted Guy]

This is a very entertaining thread. I am going to be ordering Standard Nightstalker this week.

[ccga3359]

This is a very entertaining thread. I am going to be ordering Standard Nightstalker this week.

It might not work for you, you see your stuff would have to pass through Canada Post air space hich is actually a black hole in Nunavut. Heaven only knows when it'll resurface. Good luck.