Role-Playing

[TechBear]

Stanger: "So why are you wearing a kilt?"
You: Why not?

Stranger: "Wow, are you Scottish?"
You: "Welsh, actually, on mother's father's side."

Stranger: "Is it true what they say?"
You: "'They' say a lot of things. What, specifically, are you asking?"

Stranger: "Can I buy you a drink?"
You: "That depends on what you are really hoping to buy tonight."

[ChromeScholar]

Stanger: "So why are you wearing a kilt?"
You: "I"M WEARING A KILT!? I thought it felt a bit drafty...

Stranger: "Wow, are you Scottish?"
You: "Actually, I'm half Scotch, and half soda."

Stranger: "Is it true what they say?"
You: "Yes, it is. However, since I started lining my hats with tin foil, I can't hear Them anymore. I think they figured it out, though. I saw a black helicopter earlier. If someone drags me out of here, call MUFON and tell them "Agent XJ" is in trouble..."

Stranger: "Can I buy you a drink?"
You: "Why? Who sent you? You're working for Them, aren't you!."

[Riverkilt]

Stranger: “So why are you wearing a kilt?”
You: ...."My balls made Parole."

Stranger: “Wow, are you Scottish?
You: …."No, but my blood is."

Stranger: “Is it true what they say?”
You: …."Lets go somewhere private and check."

Stranger: “Can I buy you a drink?”
You: …."No thanks, I'm headed for an AA meeting, would you like to come along?"

Ron

[Coemgen]

Stranger: “So why are you wearing a kilt?”
Me: “Because I want to.”

Stranger: “Wow, are you Scottish?
Me: “No, but why should the Scots have all the fun?”

Stranger: “Is it true what they say?”
Me: “Only if it's not false.”

Stranger: “Can I buy you a drink?”
Me: “If you want.”

[Makeitstop]

Stranger: “So why are you wearing a kilt?”
Me: “I'm starting a cult, and robes make me look fat.”

Stranger: “Wow, are you Scottish?
Me: “No, I've just watched Braveheart one too many times.”

Stranger: “Is it true what they say?”
Me: “Only the part about the heavily armed polygamists sacrificing goats to Craig Ferguson in the compound in Nevada. Everything else is a dirty lie.”

Stranger: “Can I buy you a drink?”
Me: “For starters. How would you like to shave your head and meet interesting people from other planets?”

[Sean_the_Kilted]

Stranger: “So why are you wearing a kilt?”
You: "Why aren't you?"

Stranger: “Wow, are you Scottish?
You: "Only on alternate tuesdays and bank holidays "

Stranger: “Is it true what they say?”
You: "Yes, except for the part about Elvis being dead. He lives in a trailer down the street from me."

Stranger: “Can I buy you a drink?”
You: "Most definately"

[Coemgen]

Stranger: “Is it true what they say?”
You: "Yes, except for the part about Elvis being dead. He lives in a trailer down the street from me."

That is the best response to that question I'v ever heard.

[Pete911]

Stranger: So why are you wearing a kilt?
Me: Because I can!
Stranger: Wow, are you Scottish?
Me: Yes and my Father was English!
Stranger: Is it true what they say?
Me: I dont know but I think Scotland will win the World Cup!
Stranger: Can I buy you a drink?
Me: Yes please! I will have a large Johnny Walker Blue Label!!!!!!!

[davedove]

Stranger: “So why are you wearing a kilt?”
Me: I don't know. I blacked out for a while. When I woke up I was wearing this. Maybe it was those aliens again.

Stranger: “Wow, are you Scottish?
Me: I am all American buddy. Why do you ask? Are you implying that I'm not from here?

Stranger: “Is it true what they say?”
Me: Yes, it's true. The government DID recover an alien spaceship near Roswell, New Mexico.

Stranger: “Can I buy you a drink?”
Me: Thanks, I could use one. But wait, how do I know I can trust you? You may be an alien in disguise trying to lure me in so you can probe me.

[rollerboy_1979]

Stranger: “So why are you wearing a kilt?”
You: "Because public nudity is still against the law"

Stranger: “Wow, are you Scottish?"
You: "No, I'm just shy and need conversation starters like this"

Stranger: “Is it true what they say?”
You: "Yes, Mamma Cass really did choke on a ham sandwich"

Stranger: “Can I buy you a drink?”
You: "Just one?"