She Was So Beautiful!

[CameronTaylor]

Wait, wait, wait...
You're 63?
There's no way you're 63, Ron.
My Dad's 57 and he looks 10 years older than you!

But ... does your Dad wear a kilt ???
If not maybe that's the reason.


CT - dang, that's my age group Ron, I gotta come out for that balloon fest.

[rickmac15]

Has to be the kilt

[Ozman1944]

Hey Ron,
Cool! I turned 63 ;ast April. I've decided that 60 is the new 40...

[Riverkilt]

Hey thanks Stan,

I've a black vest just like that - do like the look with the Irish tartan. Gonna try it.

Ron

[James MacMillan]

60 is the new 40...

Nope, My wife says that 60 is the new 16........

Sometimes I agree with her.......

[Nick the DSM]

so does that mean 16 is like an infant age?

[mudd]

so does that mean 16 is like an infant age?

Yes.

[BEEDEE]

Ron - I've got you beat by one year! But age is only a state of mind, and one of these days I'm going to grow up (but not too soon). Like Stan, I believe that 60 is the new 40. I also hate the term "retired", my preferred term for those of us who have left the ranks of the employed is "renaissance".

Brian

[Kiltman]

So this most beautiful lady stops me and says, "I love a man in a dress, er, sorry, KILT." I said a polite thank you and picked up her left hand which had a diamond on her 4th finger. I said, "Dang!!" Cracked her up...but were I bifurcated I doubt the beautiful lady have even noticed this 63 year old beer belly.

A young blond lady made a beeline for me and said, "Where's your bagpipes?" I said, "Under my kilt lass - you wanna see them?" She said "No thank you." Was a fun exchange, not a rude one.

Another lady buttonholed me and wanted to know if I was wearing a "traditional kilt." Told her yes, it was a traditional hand sewn eight yard wool kilt. She said, "Not that kind of traditional." Point apparently was that her boyfriend dressed up for Halloween as a Scottish warrior but would not wear his Halloween kilt in the traditional manner. Told her sorry, can't help with him. I said, ya know, if I asked a lady if she was wearing underwear under her skirt I'd be arrested. She said, "Why? If you asked me I'd tell you. And tonight I am wearing underwear." But she said it as if she doesn't always...

I'd guess all these ladies were in their 30s or 40s which is "young" for me and a great compliment.

There were more passing "I love your kilt" comments from the even younger ladies.

Ron

I'm not quite 62 yet, but I do appreciate being appreciated. Kilts are chick-magnets.