Hero vs. Hero

[Colin]

I'm starting to think that my job is to think up goofy s#@t and report it here. While out doing a little shopping this morning, I was thinking about comic books which led to thinking about characters which led to thinking about their powers which led to the following:

1) Who is faster Superman or The Flash?

They did an episode on this. Superman would have won, but stopped to help the Flash who got himself in trouble.

2) Who is stronger The Hulk or The Thing?

Again, already covered. The Hulk got strong the longer he fought and he kicked the crap out of thing.

3) Who is more versatile Mr. Fantastic or Plasticman?

Who cares they both sucked as characters!

4) Who is smarter Lex Luthor or Braniac?

Kevin Spacey for sure

5) Who has more gadgets Ironman or Batman?

Batman was cooler, but Ironman was all gadget.

6) Who is the cooler group The Justice League or The Avengers?

The Avengers by far. Captain America, Iron Man, Thor, Spiderman, Wolverine, etc,etc compared to Superman, Batman, and the Wonder twins? come on Mikey I expected better from you

7) Who is the better swimmer Namor The Submariner or Aquaman?

Namor was a bad a$$, but Aquaman cut off his own hand to save his kid, so I will call it a tie. Although Namor could fly out of the ocean where as Aquaman could not.

[Makeitstop]

I'm starting to think that my job is to think up goofy s#@t and report it here. While out doing a little shopping this morning, I was thinking about comic books which led to thinking about characters which led to thinking about their powers which led to the following:

1) Who is faster Superman or The Flash?

2) Who is stronger The Hulk or The Thing?

3) Who is more versatile Mr. Fantastic or Plasticman?

4) Who is smarter Lex Luthor or Braniac?

5) Who has more gadgets Ironman or Batman?

6) Who is the cooler group The Justice League or The Avengers?

7) Who is the better swimmer Namor The Submariner or Aquaman?

Please feel free to add your own comparisons and PLEASE, no comments on my mental state.

1) if we include the godawful time travel bit from one of the movies, it mus be superman. Still, either way it sucks to be the flash when you have superman around.

2) The hulk is supposed to be (last time I checked) the strongest guy on earth. But then again so is juggernaut. (by the way, what's with the hulk's magic jeans anyway?)

3) Mr fantastic. The places you can go with that name alone make all the difference.

4) Brainiac is an intergalactic, planet destroying librarian, lex luther is a bald guy with money who hasn't figured out how to finish off superman after disabling him with kryptonite for the 5 millionth time. gotta go brainiac. Also a good show.

5) gadget supply: Cool batman < Ironman < crappy old tv batman

6) x-men

7) Don't really know namor, and I don't like aquaman (news flash: most crime happens on land!)


OK, here's a few:

11) Tougher guy without powers: Punisher or batman

12) What would happen if rogue touched peter patrelli? (obvious jokes aside)

[threebanger]

11) Tougher guy without powers: Punisher or batman

[Monkey@Arms]

11) Tougher guy without powers: Punisher or batman

Sorry threebanger, Capt. America is disqualified from that category. Received the "supersoldier" serum during WWII, don't ya know.

Best regards,

Jake

[beloitpiper]

11) Tougher guy without powers: Punisher or batman

These are the only ones I read, and I gotta say, Punisher is my favorite. I think he might win. He's not a good guy or a bad guy. He's in it for himself, and I think he'd take it all the way, while Batman would try to find a non-lethal end. Without his belt and suit, Batman is pretty weak. But don't forget Marv (our favorite Sin City character)!

[sharpdressedscot]

Wolverine or Sabertooth?

Wolvie for me.

[Wompet]

1. The Flash (c'mon, Wally West can mainline the Speed Force)
2. The Hulk (see Colin's answer, or remember the movie - the madder he gets, the bigger he gets)
3. Plasticman (or his son in Kingdom Come, Offspring)
4. Brainiac
5. The Batman (has the robotic suit, but can be a hero without it)
6. I'm going with the Justice League, just because I prefer the DC Universe.
7. Aquaman (whose dolphin name is "Swimmer")
8. Robin Hood w/o trick arrows, Green Arrow w/trick arrows
9. Dunno - I've never seen an episode of Wild Wild West (or The Avengers)
10. Zorro (western style), Leonardo (eastern mutant turtle style)
11. pfffttt - Batman. No contest.
12. She'd absorb her own power. Or maybe it would be like magnets with like polarity - she would be repelled. (Peter, being the stronger "magnet," would be standing there going "Huh?")

[Chase]

Thor and Conan...Period

[threebanger]

Ah, but that only enhanced his human traits to superhuman levels. He doesn't have "super" powers like flight or x-ray vision or any of that, just what we all have optimized by scientific research!!

[emolas]

Ah, but that only enhanced his human traits to superhuman levels. He doesn't have "super" powers like flight or x-ray vision or any of that, just what we all have optimized by scientific research!!

Yeah, like Bonds, Sosa, Clemons, etc... I wonder if Captain America made the Mitchell Report.