Kilts Are Sensual Garments

[Chef]

Well, I guess I can see this...but ummm Ron, I think you have a wee bit too much time on your hands.

[SteveB]

Unfortunately like Tartan Hiker, I have embraced the kilted life 40 years too late.

[Clockwork John]

Unfortunately like Tartan Hiker, I have embraced the kilted life 40 years too late.

Lucky me, I came to my senses at 23.

I still thank my lovely-- and smart-- wife for taking me to England, Ireland, and Scotland on our honeymoon and opening my eyes to so many wonderful things, including kilts and Scotch whiskey.

[Chase]

I believe common sense is the 6th sense, how about a quip for that one Ron?

[Riverkilt]

Perhaps, kilts improve our sixth sense...to know when ladies are looking at us from behind us...

Ron

[kiltedinUSMC]

I love when ladies look at me or my friend in kilts within a 30 second window they will look at us, lick their lips, look at their boyfriends while rolling their eyes, look at us smile and go on with their day.

[Portland Kilt Ninja]

I cam to my senses in my young years, I'm still in those years.
I've never worn jeans as comfortably again.
I've even made friends because I wear the kilt, and then find we have much more in common.
The ladies seem to like it too.

[Bugbear]

Don't forget about the baboon thing with the woman picking for bugs in your hair because you're wearing a kilt.