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  1. 19th December 08, 08:23 PM #1
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    Quote Originally Posted by Wompet View Post
    No, but you could shave it off, and the yarn spun from it would be enough to weave a kilt length.
    And it would have grown back before the yarn was spun.

    Rather than make him shave, wouldn't it be easier just to use one of his old toupees?
  2. 19th December 08, 08:27 PM #2
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    Chuck Norris' clan crest depicts a barracuda eating Neil Armstrong.
  3. 19th December 08, 08:59 PM #3
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    Quote Originally Posted by Phogfan86 View Post
    Chuck Norris' clan crest depicts a barracuda eating Neil Armstrong.
    Really? I could have sworn it was an equine posterior...

    I'll be good now.
  4. 19th December 08, 09:09 PM #4
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    Quote Originally Posted by pdcorlis View Post
    Really? I could have sworn it was an equine posterior...

    I'll be good now.
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    Quote Originally Posted by pdcorlis View Post
    Really? I could have sworn it was an equine posterior...

    I'll be good now.
    Pdcorlis.......you are my hero.
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    If Chuck Norris put on a kilt, there would be no survivors.
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    It would certainly make that scene in Delta Force where he rides the motorcycle to catch up with the plane taking off a lot more interesting. Oh, and a giant wormhole would definitely tear through the space-time continuum.
  8. 19th December 08, 11:10 PM #8
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    If Chuck Norris put on a kilt, the universe would collapse from the sheer weight of the awesomeness.
  9. 20th December 08, 06:39 AM #9
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    Who cares ? (not a Chuck Norris fan, obviously).
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    If Chuck Norris put on a kilt, he couldn't get asked "the question." Chuck Norris IS the question!
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