A Way With Words

[Phogfan86]

There's an old joke that, when told properly, lasts about three days. It revolves around an alcoholic relief pitcher walking in the winning run in game seven of the world series. The punchline is, this is the beer that made Mel Famey walk us.

[turpin]

If Mississippi wore Missouri's New Jersey, what would Delaware? Idaho, Alaska.

there ya go. And I'm old and non-tech-savvy.

[Cerebite]

thats the one, thanks Turpin.

[Squeaky McMurdo]

Try typing in the song "What Did Delaware?" and lyrics

My favorite verse is

"What did Iowa (I-uh-weigh), boy? What did Iowa? What did Iowa, boy? What did Iowa? What did Iowa, boy? What did Iowa? I'm asking you now as a personal friend, What did Iowa?

She weighed a Washing-ton, boy. She weighed a Washington. She weighed a Washington, boy. She weighed a Washington. She weighed a Washington, boy. She weighed a Washington. I'm telling you now as a personal friend, She weighed a Washington."

(I know this song courtesy of a childhood cassette tape titled We Sing Silly Songs. Tehe)


I made up a couple verses when I was a kid...lol. The one I still remember is:

What did Tennessee, boy?....He saw Mississippi (Me Sissy pee)