Steaming a kilt

[JolyStNicholas]

I for one appreciate all the above information, been thinking of getting a steamer but didn't know what direction to go!

[Bugbear]

Well, when you steam it, you don't press it. You need to go to the tutorial section and read through The Wizard of BC's tutorial on how to press a kilt; he explains it better than us.

[Scott West]

Thanks Ted!

[Colonel MacNeal]

This is all well and good, but how do you steam a haggis?

(there's a punchline out there somewhere)

[Bugbear]

This is all well and good, but how do you steam a haggis?

(there's a punchline out there somewhere)

Um... With steam?

Anyway, I take my kilts out of the closet once a week, so they get some use,and steam them while inspecting them etc. It would be nice to have one of those monster sized steamers that could steam cook a haggus from four feet away, but the small hand held Steam Buddy does OK... for steaming the kilt that is.

[Bigkahuna]

This is all well and good, but how do you steam a haggis?

(there's a punchline out there somewhere)

Insult his wife, put a dent in his car. Light a paper bag full of dog poop on fire, on his porch. Ring his doorbell and run away.