Labour standards (joke)

[Standard]

Ah, the joys of being in business for yourself!

[JolyStNicholas]

Very funny! I ran my own business for 45 years, and finally someone found the name for my position!

[Bigkahuna]

[SteveB]

This is so true for the small businessman of today. My own employer would be far better off taking his money to the bank at 0.5%. he would have more money and not be working seven days a week. There are four of us in the establishment, the owner and three staff. He takes home less than any of the three of us on staff.

Slainte

[Howard Clark]

My staff is only the half-wit. I resemble that remark. Never a lack of things to do, however.

Good joke.

Jock, the joke here is only slightly different. A farmer wins the lottery, and the television people come and interview him.

"What will you do with all that money, Mr. Smith?" Queries the reporter.

"I reckon I will keep farming until it's all gone", he replies.

[Jock Scot]

My staff is only the half-wit. I resemble that remark. Never a lack of things to do, however.

Good joke.

Jock, the joke here is only slightly different. A farmer wins the lottery, and the television people come and interview him.

"What will you do with all that money, Mr. Smith?" Queries the reporter.

"I reckon I will keep farming until it's all gone", he replies.

Well done Howard, I must remember that one. Looks like I had better start buying a lottery ticket!