Kilted Calamity (well for the observer not the wearer)

[James Hood]

Hopefully she did; it would make a good "bar story."

[CopperNGold]

The kilt has strange and mysterious powers. Use them wisely!

[dutchy kilted]

and what is her name and phone number????

[cruiser348]

I know her name is Melissa, but being a married man my self preservation instincts kicked in and I didn't ask for a number.

[Woodsman]

Great story that sure builds your ego and makes you feel good wearing the kilt.

[Nighthawk]

Kilted Kult of Diskordia. (Notice my clever use of letters? )

[Bigkahuna]

That would make a great ad for that"MAYHEM" guy who advertises insurance.

[oldscubaguy]

As I often have lately when hiking I decided to do so kilted.

You didn't mention what kilt you were wearing. Maybe your tartan has particular powers you are unaware of!

[FatherWilliam57]

That would make a great ad for that"MAYHEM" guy who advertises insurance.

"You're out for a walk in your kilt, minding you own business, observing the wildlife. All of a sudden, the wildlife starts to notice you, and BAM...."

Might have some possibilities at that.