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    not even once, till now ;-(

    Greez

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    I love this one! I stole it for my facebook page.
    Scotland is only 1/5 the size of Montana, but Scotland has over 3,000 castles and Montana has none.

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    That reminds me of the one about the blind man that walks into a bar. After ordering a pint he asks if anyone wants to hear a blonde joke. The barmaid informs him she is blonde, a weight lifter, and can press 300 pounds. The female bouncer lets him know she is blonde and holds a fifth degree black belt. And the patron next to him tells him she is blonde and is the enforcer on her roller derby team. Then the barmaid says “so given what you have just heard do you still want to tell that blonde joke”? The blind man replies “well…...not if I am going to have to explain it three times”.

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    Quote Originally Posted by McElmurry View Post
    That reminds me of the one about the blind man that walks into a bar. After ordering a pint he asks if anyone wants to hear a blonde joke. The barmaid informs him she is blonde, a weight lifter, and can press 300 pounds. The female bouncer lets him know she is blonde and holds a fifth degree black belt. And the patron next to him tells him she is blonde and is the enforcer on her roller derby team. Then the barmaid says “so given what you have just heard do you still want to tell that blonde joke”? The blind man replies “well…...not if I am going to have to explain it three times”.
    Crack me up !!!

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