Curing Testicular Claustrophobia
After much research I have concluded, as a licensed therapist, that many cases of male depression and male anxiety are caused by a condition I believe should be called "Testicular Claustrophobia." which is caused by long term confinement of the male anatomy in thightly bifurcated jeans, britches, pants, slacks, et.al.
The resulting depression and anxiety can be cured. Testicular Claustrophobia can be easily eliminated by wearing kilts in the regimental manner. Allowing the former prisoners to go free and function as Creator intended them to.
I believe all medical and behavioral health professionals need to know about this previously unrecoginzed condition that is so easily cured. Check your professional journals for detailed articles on how treating your manliness like an inmate will create the same mental health problems that confined inmates experience.
Also working on some "Parole Your Manhood - Wear Kilts" bumper stickers and t-shirts.
Organizing a lecture tour to speak at professional conferences on this maladay and proper treatment for the sufferers.
Last edited by Riverkilt; 23rd July 12 at 07:48 AM.
Ol' Macdonald himself, a proud son of Skye and Cape Breton Island
Lifetime Member STA. Two time winner of Utilikiltarian of the Month.
"I'll have a kilt please, a nice hand sewn tartan, 16 ounce Strome. Oh, and a sporran on the side, with a strap please."
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