Order placed. Thus begins the awful wait.

[RockyR]

Joel,

The pronunciation is (forgive my phoenetics):

"feel'-a-beg"

The kilt was made today and should go out tomorrow morning. Should be there in a few days! Thanks again for the order!

[Graham]

See? what I tell you?

Rocky, you must have McDonald in you somewhere, they produce fast foods, you produce fast kilts (but with quality!)

[Rufus]

See? what I tell you?

Rocky, you must have McDonald in you somewhere, they produce fast foods, you produce fast kilts (but with quality!)

And they both have "value prices" and Rock will even let you biggie size your kilt (if you need it.)

I'm just glad my USA Kilt doesn't give me heartburn like McDonalds!

[RockyR]

I don't know if I like the whole "McDonalds" comparison...

1 We don't make you fat
2 We don't use "Grade D" meat (or material)
3 We don't have "Billlions and Billions Served" (YET)
4 We don't wear stupid paper hats...

I think I like Boston Market's phrase better... They're not "fast food", they're "quality food served quickly". That's how I like to think of our kilts... Quality kilts, reasonably priced, delivered in a timely manner.

[Graham]

OK OK, looks like my illustration failed miserably

I'll go and stand in the corner

(for what it's worth, I wouldn't touch mcdonalds food with a 10 foot pole)

[TheFly]

Rocky, that's awesome. I didn't even expect it that quickly. I can't wait.

And as far as the billions and billions served, I'm sure we're all working on that.

By the way, I hear DJ Kiltboy is a patron of your kilts. He DJayed a wedding of a friend of mine.

[Dreadbelly]

I don't know if I like the whole "McDonalds" comparison...

1 We don't make you fat
2 We don't use "Grade D" meat (or material)
3 We don't have "Billlions and Billions Served" (YET)
4 We don't wear stupid paper hats...

I think I like Boston Market's phrase better... They're not "fast food", they're "quality food served quickly". That's how I like to think of our kilts... Quality kilts, reasonably priced, delivered in a timely manner.

Since when did McD's move up to Grade D meat? Why wasn't I informed of this development? Cripes.

And as for the whole fat thing... I was reading that a properly made kilt with the right type of pleats, done in the right colours, with more vertical stripes of lighter shades and the horizontal stripes in dark unoticeable shades, well, anyhoo, you get the idea, such a kilt can make you look considerably slimmer.

[TheFly]

'Tis Here! 'Tis Here!

Or, rather, 'as been delivered at my house. I still have three hours of work and an hour drive before I can get home.

[richardljohnson]

'Tis Here! 'Tis Here!

Or, rather, 'as been delivered at my house. I still have three hours of work and an hour drive before I can get home.

Remember....breathe...inhale...exhale...inhale.... exhale...that's right. When you get home don't go ripping into it. Walk in calmly, pore yourself a drink (if you do partake), sip slowly and savor the feeling as you THEN RIP IT OPEN WITH USPS cardboard flying everywhere....Now, don't you feel better...

RLJ-

[Raphael]

or go down to the liqour store to pick up a bottle of your favourite drink and leave it in the car.

Once you get of the car, you open it, and sip it.

Now, you are ready for your kilt.