What's under yer kilt? Nice Skirt!

[richardljohnson]

Damn Rocky!! You stole all my good ones!

RLJ-

[Bill]

How about "A breeze. A nice cool refreshing breeze"

As to the skirt comment educate them if possible, say thanks and keep going if not.

Slainte'

Bill

[mcnice]

concerning the skirt question all replys have been given i suppose. but last time a guy said to me "nice legs" what was the first time i heard this one. i replied: "no wonder you ve to hide yours" ;)

[Casey]

"Nothing! I am completely naked under my clothes."

Casey

[Avonlea22]

Some of those responses had me laughing my **** off! Thanks guys!

[Rob Wright]

Ma bagpipes, wanna play em?

Rob Wright

[philbo]

"Free Willie!"

As for the skirt comment, I slowly walk up to the one who made the comment. This usually gets him frightened. Then I just say that it's a kilt and I'm glad that he likes it. I often get a free beer from the guy afterwards while he apologizes for his rudeness.

[Riverkilt]

I borrowed/stole a line from another kilt board and its worked with great success on teasing "friends."

"My balls made parole." With an emphasis on the work "my."

So far, its cracked them up and made a point at the same time.

Many thank yous to the man who first shared it who's name I've forgotten. You've certainly brightened my life and helped me carry the message of freedom here in redneck country.