Kilt Do's and Don'ts

**escherblacksmith** · 1st June 07, 01:32 PM

I don't think it looks a wee-bit photoshopped . . . it looks a lot like it is photoshopped.

Either that or I really am the size of a small car.

Yeah, our next Europe trip will hit Scotland and Ireland. . . and I will be kilted . . .

**majdan** · 6th June 07, 06:47 AM

I finally made it to the end of this thread. It should be a right of passage for new members. What a blast and you get to see some real charactures.

**Monkey@Arms** · 14th June 07, 02:10 PM

Wow! I see a fox tail, pocket watch, and what the heck is that other thing dangling in the front?

Best regards,

Jake

**auld argonian** · 14th June 07, 02:24 PM

Originally Posted by Monkey@Arms

Wow! I see a fox tail, pocket watch, and what the heck is that other thing dangling in the front?

Best regards,

Jake

Ah think it's a tankard...attesting to the considerable amount of alcohol that this dude would have had to consume in order to have the balls to appear in public dressed like that.

Great googaly-moogaly!

Best

AA

**Robin** · 14th June 07, 02:31 PM

Don't be afraid...the way he's holding his cutlery he can't even strike a blow (try it with a stick...you'll see it won't work

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**auld argonian** · 14th June 07, 02:42 PM

You know what they say: "In the end, there can be only one."

If this cat is the one, we are SO screwed!

Best

AA

**Don Patrick** · 16th June 07, 10:07 AM

Looking at the first picture in this thread - with the exception of one of the gentlemen, I'd say all the kilts are too long. Should be right at the knee. I wonder what material they are made of?

Don

**Monkey@Arms** · 21st June 07, 02:48 PM

Originally Posted by Don Patrick

Looking at the first picture in this thread - with the exception of one of the gentlemen, I'd say all the kilts are too long.

Don

Well, yes. I think that's why P1M posted the pic with the following admonition:

Originally Posted by Pour1Malt

ai found a few sad pics oan the web...

an it inspir'd ma tae make a thried wi some

hep'fu Do's an Don'ts fur new kilties....

come oan bouys.... add yur wee tips here fur the newbies!

fierst!
dinnae wear yur kilt

TAE LANG!

You're not going to add your comments about the pics on all 100 pages, are you?

Best regards,

Jake

**Ayin McFye** · 21st June 07, 03:15 PM

What i think is funny is that everyone evaluates "do's and dont's" in this thread. We post pictures, and usually have a pretty good laugh at some things.

I'm just waiting for someone to post a picture of someone in a kilt, and then the picture happens to be of someone on this list.

Just a thought that we might not want to "tear apart" every single picture we see TOOO bad, because we might eventually really offend someone. Remember that we all were inexperienced at this at some point too, but I'm sure most of us can laugh at the sillyness that we once portrayed. I will offer up a really silly picture of me years ago, to show how uneducated i was at one point in my kilt wearing life.

I still don't claim to be completely authentic, but I look much better than this nowdays.

That being said, I love this thread, and I get a LOT of laughs out of it, and thank you everyone for some of the gut busting laughs.