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Thread: Your worst puns

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    And then there was the violent criminal named Watt, who was charged with battery.

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    My sibling has taken to wearing men's clothing—a bit of a transistor.
    " Anything worth doing is worth doing slowly." - Mae West -

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    True story!

    I've a friend whose husband is a bourbon aficionado. She mentioned that they were going to a bourbon festival in Bardstown, Kentucky this weekend.

    At first, I wanted to make a pun about prosing for a picture in Bardstown.

    Instead, I said, "You know, the bourbon we get out here isn't as good as the bourbon in the city. I guess we drink sub-bourbon. "
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    Some days you're the bat, some days you're the watermelon.

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    A visual aid for construction workers. Wrong on so many levels.

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    I've never tipped a cow.

    Then again, a cow has never served me food.
    Quote Originally Posted by Alan H View Post
    Some days you're the bat, some days you're the watermelon.

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    Came across these un"bear"able puns while on holiday.


    http://s1382.photobucket.com/user/jo...tml?sort=3&o=1

    This one is particularly relevant to kilt-wearers.

    http://s1382.photobucket.com/user/jo...tml?sort=3&o=0

    (I had no end of difficulty getting the links to work. I hope they work now!)

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    It would behoove you to avoid the streets during the Pamplona encierro.
    "Everything is within walking distance if you've got the time"

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    Are you a fan of music puns? Well, aria?
    Quote Originally Posted by Alan H View Post
    Some days you're the bat, some days you're the watermelon.

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    My sheet music was stolen by a clef-tomaniac.
    Quote Originally Posted by Alan H View Post
    Some days you're the bat, some days you're the watermelon.

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    Mikilt,

    You're going to get into treble for that pun.

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