Stupid reasons to be kilted

**GlassMan** · 12th January 06, 10:30 AM

As a courtesy to your local Proctologist!

**Richland** · 12th January 06, 01:55 PM

Well I cant believe none of you thought of this one.
" So Stupid people can ask you Stupid questions and make Stupid remarks when they see you in your kilt."

P.S. I just bought my second kilt in 6 months. Ugh Now i'm becoming one of you folks LOL....Thanks

**Shay** · 12th January 06, 02:01 PM

So you don't have to do a load of whites as often.

Think about it...

**John M.** · 12th January 06, 04:45 PM

Originally Posted by Richland

P.S. I just bought my second kilt in 6 months. Ugh Now i'm becoming one of you folks LOL....Thanks

"You will be assimilated". 8-)

**MacConnachie** · 12th January 06, 05:00 PM

Because you don't own any Hawaiian shirts, but don't want to bear the stigma of being a "less-than-colorful character" when there's an Aloha Friday at work. . .

Because you're hoping that the information has finally gotten into the collective subconscious from the countless times that people have been told, and you'll no longer have to come up with clever variations on the standard responses to, "Ohh, and what's worn beneath the kilt?"

**binx** · 12th January 06, 05:15 PM

Originally Posted by GlassMan

As a courtesy to your local Proctologist!

How about the local Urologist?

binx

**KiltedCodeWarrior** · 12th January 06, 06:56 PM

Originally Posted by Shay

So you don't have to do a load of whites as often.

Think about it...

Ooohh Shay, that is terrible!

**starbkjrus** · 12th January 06, 07:02 PM

Errrr.....Perhaps I'm not in the best of moods but er...........why is this thread here? Joke, right? I hope..........

**michael steinrok** · 12th January 06, 08:30 PM

Originally Posted by Niblox

.... you can imitate Marilyn Monroe in "The Seven Year Itch" when you walk over those hot air gratings

.... you can really be an exhibitionist if you go to discos with mirrored dance floors

.... sex is a matter of instant access!

That's just wrong baby?