You Know It's Summer When.....

**Pour1Malt** · 26th June 06, 01:34 AM

Originally Posted by cessna152towser

....the rain is slightly warmer.

thot's no rain... it's jus malt whisky thot hasnae been distilled yet!

**Freelander Sporrano** · 26th June 06, 02:13 AM

I put the snow blower away

The rain is warmer

It stays light all 24 Hrs

The sound of the fire brigade at the nextdoor neibours bar-b-que

**Caradoc** · 26th June 06, 06:04 AM

Originally Posted by Sylvain

But who still wears three-piece suits?

I did. Sixteen years ago.

**Arthur's Seat Sergeant** · 26th June 06, 06:08 AM

-Your dalmatian dog looks like a zebra for his melt spots.

-You car cooks faster than a microwave oven.

-By night you wish you had an anti-aircraft gun in your room to down helicopter-sized mosquitos.

-Clouds too go on holidays.

**Mr. Kilt** · 26th June 06, 09:33 AM

Originally Posted by smaughazard

...when the dog WANTS to take a bath.

...when the CAT wants to take a bath.

**David Dalglish** · 26th June 06, 09:49 AM

When the trees are in leaf
When the grass is green
When I can play golf without 6 layers of clothing
When the barbeque come out of the shed, then goes back in again, because its raining.
When I can wear my kilt with only a shirt on.
Happy Days-All too short though.

**John M.** · 26th June 06, 11:42 AM

When the lush green vegitation of our spring time mountains turns to gold, tans & browns in the 90+ degree heat.

Or when people start taking bets on how many times West mountain will be set on fire because of dry lightning!

**Caradoc** · 26th June 06, 02:05 PM

Originally Posted by John M.

Or when people start taking bets on how many times West mountain will be set on fire because of dry lightning!

Or Northern Arizona being set on fire by someone who shelled out $50K for their SUV but couldn't spend the $5 for an ashtray?

**Jerry** · 28th June 06, 03:59 AM

You have to reset all of the blinking appliance clocks at least 3 times a week due to thunderstorm power glitches. Sometimes, I think it would be better to just leave them until fall.

**Caradoc** · 29th June 06, 10:42 AM

Originally Posted by JerMc

You have to reset all of the blinking appliance clocks at least 3 times a week due to thunderstorm power glitches. Sometimes, I think it would be better to just leave them until fall.

The majority of mine are on Uninterruptible Power Supplies.

Arizona in the summer has plenty of issues with electricity, not the least of which are the brownouts when all of the neighbors' air conditioners kick on at the same time.