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TIME: AD 20-JUL-2006 8:25 PM PDT

PLACE: Western Edge of Anza Borrego Desert

TEMP: Haughtasfekkinhell

HUMIDITY: Yes, very

COMFORT LEVEL:  Suckin' BIG time

FRIZ-FACTOR:  Extreme (for those as have hair to friz)

COMMENTS: Oy! It's hot!

KILT FACTOR: Wool? Yer kiddin' me, roight?
Regards,
Scott Gilmore