Why, I outta...!!

[Pour1Malt]

yet anither reason tae stay oot o envil Wally mart.... :rolleyes:

[Livingston]

About a year ago, my daughter's girl scout unit had an international day. By luck, her troop got Scotland, so I donnned my kilt and Argyll jacket and went along to aid their presentation.

A little girl from another troop came up to me and asked why I was wearing a "man-skirt." Harmless enough, I figured, so I explained that it was not a skirt, but a kilt, and that men in Scotland wear them. Then, she said, "My daddy says it's a man-skirt." I saw the guy across the room, sniggering and it was obvious he had put her up to it.

So, I said, "Honey, you need to go tell your Daddy he's an idiot." She went back and the sniggering stopped.

He asked for it and you gave it to him.

[Kilted KT]

You could have just lifted your apron, and answered their question for them.

that would definitly land you in the slammer these days...

as for the 2.5 inch leather..my dad had an old razor sharpening strap hanging on the wall...any time someone got in trouble. he would simply mention the strap, and the problem was over.....most of the time.

[efer]

yet anither reason tae stay oot o envil Wally mart.... :rolleyes:

P1M said it perfectly clear


BobC, Great reply/comment!

TB,
sorry to hear the lil' gremlins got to ya! See it's healthy to post to XMarks. Frustated....post to XMarks...a few replies later you're laughing & chuckling
see Retro Red and BobC's as two good examples

[michael steinrok]

I probably could have been, except my parents wouldn't stand for it. And I wouldn't be able to sit because of it afterward.

That was the way I was raised also. Obviously the kids don't use their heads for anything other than stuffing their gullets. I used to parrot the things I heard other people say at incredibly wrong times. Consider the source my friend

[keepoffgrass]

About a year ago, my daughter's girl scout unit had an international day. By luck, her troop got Scotland, so I donnned my kilt and Argyll jacket and went along to aid their presentation.

A little girl from another troop came up to me and asked why I was wearing a "man-skirt." Harmless enough, I figured, so I explained that it was not a skirt, but a kilt, and that men in Scotland wear them. Then, she said, "My daddy says it's a man-skirt." I saw the guy across the room, sniggering and it was obvious he had put her up to it.

So, I said, "Honey, you need to go tell your Daddy he's an idiot." She went back and the sniggering stopped.

LOL! nice!