I've always felt there was money to be made going about kilted. First you go to a local chiropractor and get him to pay you to walk around near his office. He's bound to do a land office business from folks with sore necks from doing double takes.
Remember, the favorite sport of friends of kilted men is to trail behind them about 20 feet as they walk a mall and enjoy the many varied reactions and double takes folks have to a kilted man...all the sneak peeks and double takes and stares and stares....
Ron
Ol' Macdonald himself, a proud son of Skye and Cape Breton Island
Lifetime Member STA. Two time winner of Utilikiltarian of the Month.
"I'll have a kilt please, a nice hand sewn tartan, 16 ounce Strome. Oh, and a sporran on the side, with a strap please."
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