Soothsayer, say unto me the Sooth... add your favorite quote(s)

[Big Mikey]

"God gave us beer because he loves us and wants us to be happy."

B. Franklin

[Dreadbelly]

"God gave us beer because he loves us and wants us to be happy."

B. Franklin

God gave us rum because He loves us and wants us to be scurvy free.

Dreadbelly Treebeard.

[Caradoc]

God gave us rum because He loves us and wants us to be scurvy free.

Um...

That's not going to help with scurvy, unless you're squeezing limes into the rum.

[Dreadbelly]

Um...

That's not going to help with scurvy, unless you're squeezing limes into the rum.

Is there any better way to drink it?

[Caradoc]

Is there any better way to drink it?

Yes.

1/3rd measure of rum and 2/3rds measure of Cock and Bull ginger beer, add one-half of a squoze lime per 8 oz in the glass.

[Dreadbelly]

Yes.

1/3rd measure of rum and 2/3rds measure of Cock and Bull ginger beer, add one-half of a squoze lime per 8 oz in the glass.

I really wish you hadn't said that.

Now, I am thirsty.

[bubba]

Always remember. Love is the purest feeling, the wisest thought and the strongest reason. Always! ---- unknown

[Weasel Mender]

I am going to comandeer one of these ships, sail it to Tortugas and pick up a crew; raid, pillage, plunder, and otherwise pilfer my weasely black guts out!
Capt. Jack Sparrow

[beowulf67]

Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.
Albert Einstein

[pdcorlis]

There is nothing worse than a sharp picture of a fuzzy concept

Ansel Adams