You hear the strangest things

[Jennifer D]

I needed that today. Thanks!

[Alan H]

YES, YES!!!!!! cracking up

[ChromeScholar]

You'd have to know this couple. To the best of my knowledge, they've lived in this area all their lives. They're regular contributors of money to the library, and funnier than heck to listen to when they talk to each other.

[Bugbear]

Ah, I'm still cracking up over that... I know a couple a little like that. Their thing was that they would both start talking to you at the same time from two different sides. It was quite overwelming, LOL!

[Panache]

That was pretty funny. Thanks for sharing the smile.

Cheers

Jamie

[Ruanaidh]

Rotflmbo!

[Big Mikey]

OK, anybody know how to get Diet Pepsi off a computer monitor?!?

[TheKiltedWonder]

OK, anybody know how to get Diet Pepsi off a computer monitor?!?

Reread the story while drinking Sprite? At least then you'll be replacing the cola with a clear drink

[Bryan]

About a half hour before closing, one of my regular patrons came in with his wife. Picture, if you will, a 70 year-old cowboy, bent from the saddle, weather beaten and gnarled. And that's his wife.

They needed copies, so I'm running them off, and he says

"What's with the skirt?"

"What skirt," says I.

"That skirt." He points at my new Buchanan SWK.

"I don't see any skirts," says I.

"It's a kilt, dear," says his wife.

"Oh. Sorry."

"It's too late, dear," says his wife. "He's probably going to hurt you now."

"Just for calling it a skirt?"

"Dear," she tells him, "my parents were Scottish, and I'm thinking about hurting you."

"Oh, damn," he says.

Too funny!

[Moosedog]

That made my evening! Thanks for sharing it...

Moosedog