Small Town Rumor...Must Be Ron

[beloitpiper]

Crap, I was hoping that little "incident" during my time out on the town wouldn't spread...

[Jack Daw]

The culprit could return to the scene of the crime every Friday night, unless he's been barred.

[mbhandy]

Twern't me. I was singing in my local in Northern Utah.
And all the women in comfortable shoes keep the bar well policed to stop that kind of trouble. Most of the time I get the where is the kilt if I am not wearing.

MrBill