Has anyone seen "deadliest warrior" ?

[Dan R Porter]

And the "You need this document" runing back and forth from home, to DMV, to city hall, to inspection, to Clean air test, etc etc. Whew thats a tough one!

[Erikm]

Would Wallace have a targe?

[Smayniac]

How about the IRS vs the DMV!


(oh yes there would be blood...)

Cheers

Jamie

Thanks for putting the entertainment back into this thread anyway Jamie. I saw a commercial, but missed the show, guess I didn't miss much.
Bob

[Panache]

And the results of the IRS vs. DMV battle (each side consisting of 500 personnel)


IRS vs. DMV BATTLE


Duration

Total length of battle: 4 weeks (actual combat time 2 1/2 weeks but includes time for interoffice deliveries and mailings of TSP reports)


Casualties


Total Dead: 750

Total wounded: 250, consisting of mainly severe paper cuts, staples, ulcers, migraines, burst blood vessels, and ripped out hair (generally self inflicted).

Materials

Number of mature trees used to make forms: 456,674

Staples fired: 5,674,324

Red ink utilized: 453,156 gallons

Statistics

Faxes sent: 564,345,445

Faxes read: 5

"Wrong" lines stood in: All

Conclusion

In such a horrific conflict such as this between inhumanly cruel adversaries there were no winners

Only survivors

And even they will carry the scars and red "REJECTED" stamps on their bodies for the rest of their lives.





Cheers

Jamie

[ghostlight]

"Wrong" lines stood in: All

[Dan R Porter]

The IRA won, they know how to set a bomb and then run away from it as apposed to wearing it!

[RamsayClanCommish]

I am confused...Wallace was wearing pants and had his face painted. Where were the fireballs from his eyes and lightening from his ****???

[beloitpiper]

This whole show is a joke. They try to compare two weapons, but put them through different tests. Also, the weapons they assign to the warriors are off (Wallace with the Claymore, IRA with the flamethrower, etc.). They're not really testing warriors, but their weapons. It should be called "Deadliest Weapons".

[Brother Falldown]

This whole show is a joke. They try to compare two weapons, but put them through different tests. Also, the weapons they assign to the warriors are off (Wallace with the Claymore, IRA with the flamethrower, etc.). They're not really testing warriors, but their weapons. It should be called "Deadliest Weapons".

I don't know that they're really "testing " anything. Thier thousand simualtions for an average outcome assumes the the simulations have some validity. I did have to laugh my **** off at the Zulu supporters though, counting on fighting spirit to carry the day. It reminded me of the allied high command in the early days of WWI, convinced that machine guns were no match for calvary because of the horsmens' superior "elan".

IRA vs the Taliban? You are right it is a war of attrition. Give them each a thousand bombs. At the end of the day the IRA is out of bombs, but the Taliban have at a minimum one thousand casualties.

[davedove]

And the results of the IRS vs. DMV battle (each side consisting of 500 personnel)


IRS vs. DMV BATTLE

Jamie, you are of course assuming the battle actually takes place and doesn't get bogged down with bureaucratic paralysis.

My thought is that the IRS would declare an audit, but the DMV would counter by closing down the station.