I did it again

[jhockin]

[QUOTE= Don't cross me before I've had my coffee. [/QUOTE]

speaking for meself, it's generally don't TALK to me, before coffee ( unless it's absolutely necessary)
but, also, as you mention, the compliments generally far outweigh the idiotic remarks from f*a*'s

[CDNSushi]

That, and when people make smart remarks I usually respond with one. For example: "What kind of panties do you wear under that skirt?" "The ones I got from your mom's dresser."

Nighthawk posted another good rebuttal to that.... To chime in, another priceless one (that would work especially well if you were a rather large man) would be to simply reply, deadpan serious expression: "A lacy, white thong. You got a problem with that?"

[Whidbey78]

Nighthawk posted another good rebuttal to that.... To chime in, another priceless one (that would work especially well if you were a rather large man) would be to simply reply, deadpan serious expression: "A lacy, white thong. You got a problem with that?"

I've considered trying that. At 5'10" and 210 fairly solid pounds I'm not "petite" but certainly not big enough to pull it off.

In the immortal words of Joe Pesci, "Just once I wish I was big!"

One that I have used when asked about what's beneath the kilt is "I figured you were the type of guy who spends a lot of time thinking about other men's privates."

Fortunately I was blessed with a sense of humor...unfortunately many others were not.

[Frank]

That, and when people make smart remarks I usually respond with one. For example: "What kind of panties do you wear under that skirt?" "The ones I got from your mom's dresser."[/QUOTE]

Funny how the non-kilted choose to express their jealousy in such a feeble and transparent way. Dorks !