Tell them you're a Scottish Ninja. If they go as far as "googling" it they'll get a laugh at the cartoon!
The grass is greener on the other side of the fence...and it's usually greenest right above the septic tank. Allen
Originally Posted by Canuck of NI A joke my friend, a joke. Just a joke. And not a bad one if I do say so myself- I bet half the questioners would believe it too. I know but your right and thats the worrying thing
The hielan' man he wears the kilt, even when it's snowin'; He kens na where the wind comes frae, But he kens fine where its goin'.
Why do I wear a black kilt. When asked this question my reply is "Because they will arrest me if I take it off!" Geoff Withnell
Geoff Withnell "My comrades, they did never yield, for courage knows no bounds." No longer subject to reveille US Marine.
Another possible reply: "Because black is such a slimming colour." You could add "Sweetie" at your discretion.
I tell them I choose a colour that matches my soul, and look hungrily at them. At the very least it makes them sqirm a little.
I could tell you, but then I would have to kill you. Speical Forces kilt, Cloak and Dagger kilt but I have misplaced my cloak, Fav-o-rite was Clan Distine.....hahaha very funny
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