Why she doesn't like the kilt.

**BoldHighlander** · 17th December 11, 09:26 PM

Originally Posted by Matty Ross

Obviously you haven’t tried Sport Kilt. Smooth to the touch and thin enough to enjoy the touch of a woman’s hand.

**Matty Ross** · 17th December 11, 10:56 PM

I might be Santa but I'm not a Saint

**BoldHighlander** · 17th December 11, 11:02 PM

Now who's gonna' be on the Naughty List?

Originally Posted by Matty Ross

I might be Santa but I'm not a Saint

Does Mrs. Claus know?

**fingertrouble** · 19th December 11, 12:51 AM

My partner likes the kilt for the same reason, easy access...and you don't have to lift much, LOL. And 15 years here, so yeah, you can be uhh, tactile and flirty after a few years, yeah

Originally Posted by Matty Ross

I might be Santa but I'm not a Saint

I was about to say...the Santas I've known have been no paragons of virtue *evil laugh* and I'd not want it any other way...at least they can't play the 'you've been naughty' schtick when they were partly responsible *whistles* ;-)

**biblemonkey** · 19th December 11, 05:27 AM

Originally Posted by Matty Ross

I might be Santa but I'm not a Saint

When I quoted Santa Matty Ross about Sportkilt she said something about the naughty and nice list being the same thing sometimes.

**McFarkus** · 19th December 11, 07:00 AM

Thanks for a good chuckle. At least you know she likes the kilt.

**Matty Ross** · 19th December 11, 07:17 AM

Now don't get me wrong. I am a good Santa. Married for 31 years and no Hanky panky If you know what I mean. However, Santa is a people magnet. People are always taking my picture and asking to have their picture with me. Then you add a kilt it gets a little crazy sometimes.

**biblemonkey** · 19th December 11, 08:45 AM

Originally Posted by Matty Ross

Now don't get me wrong. I am a good Santa. Married for 31 years and no Hanky panky If you know what I mean. However, Santa is a people magnet. People are always taking my picture and asking to have their picture with me. Then you add a kilt it gets a little crazy sometimes.

I told my buddies that I wish MORE Santas wore the kilt. I'm 31 and even I would want to take my picture with that Santa!

Wait, I just realized that I'm 31 and you've been married for 31 years...nah...my dad didn't look nearly that cool!

**fingertrouble** · 19th December 11, 12:05 PM

Originally Posted by biblemonkey

I told my buddies that I wish MORE Santas wore the kilt. I'm 31 and even I would want to take my picture with that Santa!

Wait, I just realized that I'm 31 and you've been married for 31 years...nah...my dad didn't look nearly that cool!

Me too. Santa: I want to be a kilt-wearing Santa when I grow up!

**BoldHighlander** · 19th December 11, 09:39 PM

Originally Posted by Matty Ross

Now don't get me wrong. I am a good Santa. Married for 31 years and no Hanky panky If you know what I mean. However, Santa is a people magnet. People are always taking my picture and asking to have their picture with me. Then you add a kilt it gets a little crazy sometimes.

Ahh...to have the problem(s) you have in that picture!