Boy, did I get some abuse!

[Blu (Ontario)]

Susan, don't be confused between Kiwis and Aussies, they are a very different breed

I thought kiwis were a fruit?!

[Graham]

They are, but a kiwi is a nickname for New Zealanders, named after the flightless bird thta once roamed the islands.

[Susan]

Susan, don't be confused between Kiwis and Aussies, they are a very different breed

They most definately ARE...just as bad as each other though...

[GMan]

OK I have to admit that the difference between a fruit and a New Zealander are big, but what do we do when someone puts into the mix Kiwi shoe polish?

I'm sorry I just had to be difficult.

Stay kilted everyone!

Glen

[shillelaghbruises]

Susan, don't be confused between Kiwis and Aussies, they are a very different breed

They most definately ARE...just as bad as each other though...

Well, when a countries most famous person looks more like a hobo than a celebrity what do you expect (I'm talking about Peter Jackson of New Zealand)

[Graham]

Peter jackson can afford to look how he pleases with his reputation and money! Besides, he's a director and an artist, I guess he can look scruffy if he likes

[Graham]

OK I have to admit that the difference between a fruit and a New Zealander are big, but what do we do when someone puts into the mix Kiwi shoe polish?

I'm sorry I just had to be difficult.

Stay kilted everyone!

Glen

Your humour needs polishing up a bit

[GMan]

Graham,

I spit shine my shoes so I can see the reflection of my kilt upon my shoes.

Glen

[Graham]

"all is vanity.."

[bear]

Graham,

I spit shine my shoes so I can see the reflection of my kilt upon my shoes.

Glen

I spit shine my shoes so only the near-sighted people ask me the question.