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1st January 17, 08:13 PM
#351
 Originally Posted by Emills
I was once at a rummage sale and came across a sign that read, "Stereo for sale, $10, volume stuck on full".
I just couldn't turn it down.
Broken marionette for sale.
No strings attached.
Originally Posted by Alan H
Some days you're the bat, some days you're the watermelon.
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3rd January 17, 08:04 AM
#352
For Sherlock Holmes, catching his nemesis was as much, of not "Moriarty" than science.
Originally Posted by Alan H
Some days you're the bat, some days you're the watermelon.
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3rd January 17, 10:04 AM
#353
The massage therapist kneaded more clients.
Originally Posted by Alan H
Some days you're the bat, some days you're the watermelon.
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4th January 17, 10:11 AM
#354
I tried to get a charity donation from my dentist. It was like pulling teeth.
" Anything worth doing is worth doing slowly." - Mae West -
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4th January 17, 01:37 PM
#355
I read a book about rodents.
You mouse-t read it. It's quite a tail.
Originally Posted by Alan H
Some days you're the bat, some days you're the watermelon.
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4th January 17, 01:41 PM
#356
I want to paint something epic that will be on display and seen by millions.
But I can't find my art muse, see 'em?
Originally Posted by Alan H
Some days you're the bat, some days you're the watermelon.
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4th January 17, 08:47 PM
#357
These past 7 days I've seen some bad puns, in fact I'd call it a week attempt.
"Everything is within walking distance if you've got the time"
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4th January 17, 08:58 PM
#358
Originally Posted by GrainReaper
These past 7 days I've seen some bad puns, in fact I'd call it a week attempt.
I love these puns of hours
Even someone with a minute sense of humor can laugh at them
Some are even funnier the seconds time.
Originally Posted by Alan H
Some days you're the bat, some days you're the watermelon.
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4th January 17, 09:02 PM
#359
Originally Posted by Mikilt
I love these puns of hours
Even someone with a minute sense of humor can laugh at them
Some are even funnier the seconds time.
Remind me to clock you upside the head next time We meet 
"Everything is within walking distance if you've got the time"
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4th January 17, 09:05 PM
#360
Originally Posted by GrainReaper
Remind me to clock you upside the head next time We meet
Year on, Mister! Next chime indeed.
Originally Posted by Alan H
Some days you're the bat, some days you're the watermelon.
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