How do you respond?

[angel923]

Yes but it does turn green if I take my vitamens. Then again I have already processed it through my kidneys by that time.

[Kid Cossack]

"Where's the bagpipes, lad?"

"At home, with my claymore, dirk and targe. Shall I fetch them?"

[Arlen]

I usually get the 'What's under your kilt?'
If it's a girl I ask her to give me her hand and I'll show her, which is a pretty standard answer.
For guys I usually just say 'More than I can easily fit into trousers.'

[Barclay]

'What's under your kilt?'.... 'More than I can easily fit into trousers.'

There it is. That's my new one! Good stuff.

[butch]

I have a couple of replies that I offer to the uninformed. To the guys who ask "Whats up with the skirt?" Well if you have to ask apparently you don't have enough testosterone to wear one! Second one My last name is Yoder, a good PennsylvanisDutch name in Lancaster County PA soo when they ask if I am Scottish or Irish I say "NO I'M AMISH!" The double takes are priceless! Happy Kilting

[souzaphone711]

My favorite answer to the why question has to be this: "Because men have been staring at women's legs for several centuries now and it's time to turn the tables."